Today represents a landmark occasion in the history of broadcast media, the history of art, and humanity in general. For it is the day that we unveil the long-awaited, slaved-over, soon-to-be-reviled, epoch-making, sense-enhancing, mutually-exclusive, mystic-mongering, profoundly abstruse, esoterically erudite, hermetically obscure, adverbally adjectival opus THE PRETENTIOUS FILM: THE MOST PRETENTIOUS FILM ON EARTH. It is directed by Tom Gubernat, auteur of the ages. Don’t even pretend your life hasn’t been changed.
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4 comments:
dear god.
My life has definitely been changed. I just don't know how yet.
I get it. I understand if you don't.
The bathos! The pathos! The portholes!
But it should have been in black and white, shot on PXL-2000 and you should made more of an effort to comply with the DOGMA specifications.
Otherwise, BRILLIANT!
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