Monday, May 7, 2007

ILLUMINATION

Today represents a landmark occasion in the history of broadcast media, the history of art, and humanity in general. For it is the day that we unveil the long-awaited, slaved-over, soon-to-be-reviled, epoch-making, sense-enhancing, mutually-exclusive, mystic-mongering, profoundly abstruse, esoterically erudite, hermetically obscure, adverbally adjectival opus THE PRETENTIOUS FILM: THE MOST PRETENTIOUS FILM ON EARTH. It is directed by Tom Gubernat, auteur of the ages. Don’t even pretend your life hasn’t been changed.

4 comments:

"must not be blank" said...

dear god.

Michael said...

My life has definitely been changed. I just don't know how yet.

Jollyship said...

I get it. I understand if you don't.

Off said...

The bathos! The pathos! The portholes!
But it should have been in black and white, shot on PXL-2000 and you should made more of an effort to comply with the DOGMA specifications.
Otherwise, BRILLIANT!