Though we prefer to consider ourself above such pettiness, we cannot deny that we are members of a mercantile society. As such, tickets are now on sale for all Pretentious Festival shows. We invite the hoi polloi to hand us their hard-earned wages in exchange for the privilege of enlightenment. They may do so at
We advise you to beat your drums, raise your flags, and mobilize the masses - to such degree as you can manage to do so without ruffling your hard-won sense of icy self-regard.