Tuesday, April 24, 2007

ANNOUNCEMENT

The satisfaction we take in our work is only of the grimmest variety. We are working from a mandate that surpasses everyday activity, making such activities as "bloggery" a distasteful chore at best. But in order to reach our intended audience of three or four worthy, enlightened individuals, compromises must be made.

Please take note of the Announcement of Our Pretentious Shows, findable on bricktheater.com. The information that you seek will reside there in its clearest form. However, for those individuals that, like us, prefer to view factual information through more challenging lenses, we present the following list of show titles in anagram form. As you decipher your own show or the shows of others in the list, please attempt to enjoy.

THE 1 BATHED Q[U]ALM
ACCELERATED INK ZIP JOTS ON A HEM
AESTHETICS SHIT OP
BOGGLE A HIP GENTEEL CAD VENTING TIN MIRTH
A CAD NOW RUNS TO EYETEETH PRIMERS
CECA: A MILLINER UPROOTS US
CLEARHEADED GINSENG: A NEON LENT
A COFFINED FURL TRUTH
CROP JET 365
FLEETEST DEB, OH, WE GONG
GEE, HI! KILL WOOL STORMS ON
HIS NIL
HI TO MY SMUT REFERENCE
HIM WIN A LAST HELL
I MOULT
IN THONG
A MACERATED DIM LIMO LIES
THE PRETEEN TOURIST: A CAB
RABBI CRACK
SLITHERY ENGINEER CEDE A THIN TRIP
A SOY-PROOF SUN ACCLIMATES/SEXY FORD FIN
A TOM WHO BEWITCH TURDS
TRY A WRY RIPE VELVETEEN
A TWIN IN TRIM SEETHES HEARTACHES
VENIAL GENE
A VINO AGE ROTS WORRY
VIOLENT NUNS I
WET DORK RUINS YUKS
WHEREVER I HUNT IT: A HOT WIT

4 comments:

test said...

I was privaledged enough to experience CROP JET 365 once at a theater in the round in Edinburgh. It was so scintillating that I was instantaneously stricken with fecal incontinence.

If I may, I'd like to add that you, Mr. Lewonczyk, are a foppish cad. To put it in coarser parlance: go fuck a rake.


-The Crawdad

Jeff said...

I will not take such accusations of foppish caddishness lying down. I will take them standing proudly aloof. Many thanks for your perspicacity.

test said...

And to you sir, for your percipience*

-The Crawdad


*I had to look this word up.*

**Also had to look up that persicacadee word you used***

***That fuck a rake thing still stands though. Sorry.

miriam said...

hahaha - what a great idea. doing such a thing would take me forever.

- author of CROP JET 365